-
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:01 PM
Lounge -
#2
╚════╩═╬════╝
let me not hinder you in your mission
please continue - i am "entertained"
Last edited by 100%; 03-19-2005 at 11:01 PM.
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:08 PM
Lounge -
#3
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:12 PM
Lounge -
#4
╚════╩═╬════╝
Chill is good
Stress is heavy
Need is painfull
on a side note- i seem to have missed something about someone haxoring this forum - could you please direct me to the relevant thread concerning this happpening which i missed
or explain what happened (brief)
mucho appreciated
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:15 PM
Lounge -
#5
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
I had an argument with someone of the female persuasion.
Not sure who won.
Life is now back to normal.
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:15 PM
Lounge -
#6
╚════╩═╬════╝
Ps. Snny do you agree with this?
#
OTHER TIPS ABOUT NORWEGIANS
# You make friends for life on Friday night, but you will never see them again
# Norwegians look at people, because they rarelly see them
# They eat everything else but fish even though the country is surrounded by sea
# When large groups of norwegians get together for socially formal events, they will sing
# Throwing snowballs is unheard off
# When bars close and you meet a completely plastered (yet politically correct) norman
# Any morally correct abiding norman, when completely plastered will ask you if you have a joint and tell you of their dreams of fishing***
# The mythological gods; Thor, Odin etc have no meaning
# You learn to walk like a penguin
# After the first few times you expressed your thoughts, you learn to shut the f*k up
# Materialism: If its out of trend, throw it away. (Second hand is unheard of)
# Buying a round of drinks is suicidal, and if you do, they think your stupid
# Norwegians regard Gas Stations as excellent places to buy good food
# You sweat indoors
# You think Michael Jackson has a great suntan
# If you see a person dressed differently on the street
1. he sniffs glue
2. he is insane
3. he's a tourist
4. be very suspicious
# Humor and Spontinaity is rare, appreciate them when it happens.
# When you first come to this country, do all the ideas, changes, you can and fast, in the long run you freeze.
# Taxi queus can be leathal, yet sometimes sexual
# Norwegians think dark haired girls are beautiful
# forspil - pissed before going to bar
# Norwegians when sking (the walking type) out in the free nature, prefer to ski in one straight line
# You can be kicked out of a bar because "you are too drunk" However, you are completely sober
# If you want to make friends here, make sure you were friends with them beforehand
# Emancipation is only for women
# Would you want your country to be run by a priest?
# Norwegians abroad are like foreigners in their native land.
# If there is a street concert - don't dance
# In most countries, the further you go into the country, to the villages, the better the food gets. In Norway....
# If your an "alternative" norwegian, you have clean ikea furniture
# Picasso is a football player
# Norwegians are not Nazis, they just look like them.
# Even if you don't pay tax you can go to hospital for free
# Learn to enjoy the words - orker, gidder, du få, vil, skal followed by ikke
# The word "Please" does it exist! But is never used
# Craftsmen are better paid and have better cars******
# After 12 o clock its illegal to smoke and drink beer at the same time
# Yes, norwegians have fridges
# Norway is wealthy rich, proven by the fact that it has more heroine addicts than alcoholics.
# Everything is made abroad
# If a foreigner falls in love with a norwegian - you will separate garantueed 90%
# If you meet a Norwegian in your home country (abroad), chances are 100% you will end up in Norge.
# one month of summer is alot
# Be prepared to be overwhelmed with "tradition" & "customs"(rules) when going to a hytte (cottage)
# water tastes excellent here
# air is fresh
# norwegians don't dislike foreigners, they just don't speak to them
# Winter = Video
# The police don't need guns
# If the "people" disagree with a political issue, they talk about it.--
# People with odd clothes is linked with problems, and if u dress odd u`ll get bproblems
# new is not new enough
# Everything is still possible in norway, so move it.
# Norway was poor, suddenly it got rich, nothing changed except, that everything became new
# if you are still reading this, you have definetly been in Norway too long
# Norwegians don`t feel socially claustrofobic, foreigners do
# National day in Norway = a day to celebrate, so be as formal and tight as you can get
# One hour flight whithin norway is more expensive than going to Australia
# If you want to pick up women or men, do not go to the bars before 2:30am
# Hade bra is more common than hello (this has nothing to do with wonder bra)
# Feel seriously ashamed when buying any form of alcohol.
# Test tools for free at Clas Ohlson, bring them back within 30 days (they don't give a shit)
# No conversations in public (transport) please
# Do totally whatever u want when drunk
# pose? standard non enviromental friendly question asked in every shop
# If u forget phone in tram, u can pick it up next day, and don't even bother to lock your bike
# norwegian women place pepriments in their pussy's
# whenever you hitchhike, those that give you rides, will explain to you that norwegians don't take hitchhikers
# Norwegians have oil and they drink it to survive (tran)
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:18 PM
Lounge -
#7
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
Thankfully, most of it doesn't seem like home.
Tho' we do have some of the distance in intrapersonal matters going here too. Perhaps to a greater extent.
And the water is good.
My throat does feel messed up, gonna' go look for something to soothe the pain.
Last edited by Snee; 03-19-2005 at 11:22 PM.
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:28 PM
Lounge -
#8
╚════╩═╬════╝
every country has its glitches
but some you should never accept....ever
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:34 PM
Lounge -
#9
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
I quite like it the way it is here.
I do have some issues with intimacy (alienation), mind, and this country lets me get away with that. (This might not be a good thing)
The weather sucks tho'.
How do you like Norway, then?
-
-
03-19-2005, 11:50 PM
Lounge -
#10
╚════╩═╬════╝
Gorgeous country- came here for the natura ended up witht a sexy nutural and now everything thats natural is indoors
winters are too muuuuuuch
most of the above lines where by me nd a buddy unedited so that should cover the frustration section
apart from one thing (which i cannot forffknggive)
lets say Knut og Jan are walking down the street - suddenly Knut meets a buddy (Odin) on the street who also has a buddy (Døst)
what happens then?
Knut & Odin talk
what happens while they are talking?
their buddies Jan & Døst stand there like idiots staring at nothing and even in some cases walk further down the street and just............wait
WTF?
every fking time
In the human world(as in abroad) - you
1.introduce each other
2.keep the conversation in relation to the others
-by doing this you respect the other and may end up in a new experience
if drunk this "ignore the none known dude" rule is forgotten
anyway going skiing for week tomorrow norwegian style - itll be great and bring me back to why i came here
-
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
Bookmarks