why is it that gypsy fortune tellers are never very fortunate?Originally Posted by manker
My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet
Edit: I've said too much ... .
pepper your angus
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why is it that gypsy fortune tellers are never very fortunate?My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet
Edit: I've said too much ... .
Poster
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Does Hobbes know about this.My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet
Edit: I've said too much ... .He is left without a leg to stand on.
On a fairly regular basis.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
effendi
I think some are, on the second day of my job when I finished uni, one of them got into the main office somehow and sat by me because I have a 'kind face', she also told me that my family will always look after me and gave me a plastic keyring.why is it that gypsy fortune tellers are never very fortunate?
Then she demanded £10, which I gave her because I didn't have much experience with mad gypsy folk. That meant I didn't have any money for cigarettes nor gravy and chips at dinner time but her and her eleven kids probably lived like kings for a week
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
pepper your angus
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you do know that in some clans that constitutes as marriageI think some are, on the second day of my job when I finished uni, one of them got into the main office somehow and sat by me because I have a 'kind face', she also told me that my family will always look after me and gave me a plastic keyring.
Then she demanded £10, which I gave her because I didn't have much experience with mad gypsy folk. That meant I didn't have any money for cigarettes nor gravy and chips at dinner time but her and her eleven kids probably lived like kings for a week
the exchanging of plastic key rings and notes can be dated back as far as the early 80’s
effendi
Do you think I got her pregnant too
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
pepper your angus
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depends, did you look her in her good eye?
Do you think I got her pregnant too
effendi
Probably
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
pepper your angus
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omg!1was it on a tuesday? because as everyone knows, gypsies can only conceive on tuesdays (or in B&Q car parks)
effendi
It was on a Tuesday
Did you guess that because I said that it was the second day on my job or is it because you're one of them. You seem to be well versed on gypsy tradition.
I'm telling Loobi
Btw, B&Q car park
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Yesh, that means I couldn't possibly be one.omg!1
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