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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I'm a bit drunk.

    I just told a work colleague she is "shop soiled"

    She is a bit upset.

    What do I do?

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    Start with explaining to me what shop soiled is..............

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    You should have posted for insult advice.

    Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Offer her a fiver for a hummer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    You should have posted for insult advice.

    Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour
    It's my mate's 30th birthday.

    On sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    Offer her a fiver for a hummer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by barbarossa
    It's my mate's 30th birthday.

    On sunday.
    Well, there we go. Tell her that your birthday mate told you to say it for a bet and that you only did it because it was his birthday.

    She'll probably give you that hummer for free because all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think

    No they don't. It's a corollary of the 4th law of thermodynamics.

    Girlfriend comes in, mates come out.

    But you're probably using teh rod again.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogi
    Start with explaining to me what shop soiled is..............
    Quote Originally Posted by google
    Slightly dirty, faded or spoiled from being used as a display in a shop.
    Last edited by {I}{K}{E}; 03-23-2005 at 05:45 PM.

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