20 ways to kill a fly?

**Gemby!** · 03-24-2005, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Guillaume

Live with an annoying sh*t-eating insect?

You're asking a bit too much, she's already tolerating robert0000.

wondered where the lil fellow went off to

maybe robert and the fly could fight it out :box:

**vidcc** · 03-24-2005, 05:25 PM

Two flys were on a lump of dog poo

One farts

The other asks "do you have to do that while i'm eating?"

**Lilmiss** · 03-24-2005, 06:11 PM

He's still here.

In fact, so is his girlfriend.

But I'm gonna catch him tonight, and fry him in soy sauce.

**Guillaume** · 03-24-2005, 06:24 PM

[hysterical vegan]Meat is murder!

[/hysterical vegan]

**Lilmiss** · 03-24-2005, 06:33 PM

If you can get enough meat from a fly to make a burger, I shall consider it an animal.

I'm hoping to catch a few, and use them as a side salad.

**Guillaume** · 03-24-2005, 06:36 PM

And you think we garlic smelling Gauls eat strange things?

**Lilmiss** · 03-24-2005, 06:43 PM

My Gran just called, and spoke about making me dinner next week.

Flooky.

I don't eat flys for fun, it's to punish them for their wiley ways.

**Guillaume** · 03-24-2005, 06:56 PM

You'll be treated to the dreaded pease pudding?

Speaking of eating strange things, I'm having escargots tonight.

**Smith** · 03-24-2005, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by rossco

Take a hit then blow it on the fly.

i did that once last summer then the fly landed on me and wouldnt let go i had to kill it to get it off.

LMAO that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the title

**Snee** · 03-24-2005, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

He's still here.

In fact, so is his girlfriend.

But I'm gonna catch him tonight, and fry him in soy sauce.

I don't like Robert either, but ffs.

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