20 ways to kill a fly?

**Lilmiss** · 03-24-2005, 01:46 AM

1. Bat it with a rolled up local rag
2. Spray wasp killer/Impulse body spray at it
3. Attract it with a spliff and try and squish with a clap of hands
4. Yell and scream at it
5. Offer it some vodka
6. Open the door and ask him to go
7. Wave arms in the air
8. Attempt to burn him with a clipper
9. Send in the feegles
10. Open window to show good will
11. Offer more vodka and wave the paper again
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I only ask cos this beggar thinks he's invincible.

**Guillaume** · 03-24-2005, 01:48 AM

Cats are notorious for eating anything that passes nearby.

**mousetrap** · 03-24-2005, 01:49 AM

You could always just open your mouth and be the Little Old Lady Who Swallowed The Fly

Good protein in there I'll bet

**Lilmiss** · 03-24-2005, 02:04 AM

Like this

or this

I'm a demi veggie, but I guess flys fall into the ugly meat section.

**tesco** · 03-24-2005, 02:23 AM

Take a hit then blow it on the fly.

i did that once last summer then the fly landed on me and wouldnt let go i had to kill it to get it off.

**Guillaume** · 03-24-2005, 02:27 AM

Spray + lighter= homemade flamethrower.

Er, it's a double-edged sword though.

**Robert00000** · 03-24-2005, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

1. Bat it with a rolled up local rag
2. Spray wasp killer/Impulse body spray at it
3. Attract it with a spliff and try and squish with a clap of hands
4. Yell and scream at it
5. Offer it some vodka
6. Open the door and ask him to go
7. Wave arms in the air
8. Attempt to burn him with a clipper
9. Send in the feegles
10. Open window to show good will
11. Offer more vodka and wave the paper again
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.

I only ask cos this beggar thinks he's invincible.