A Canadian Apology

[clocker]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@11 April 2003 - 22:45
anyone wanna swap nationalities with me?

YES!!!


I am from Turkmanistan.
Scotland would be a BIG improvement.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker+11 April 2003 - 16:32--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 11 April 2003 - 16:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--j2k4@11 April 2003 - 20:40


YOUR pain is OUR main concern. I shall take it from you and absorb it, rendering it harmless.......

There-Done&#33;

I wasn&#39;t aware that a Vulcan Mind Meld was possible over the internet. [/b][/quote]
Although I studied under Wm. F. Buckley, I know ALL of Bill Clinton&#39;s tricks, too-Got the recipe book right here.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker+11 April 2003 - 16:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 11 April 2003 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@11 April 2003 - 22:33
I wanna be Canadian


:&#39;(

The Few. The Proud. The Canuck. [/b][/quote]
Clocker-

Given your landed-immigrant status, I hereby confer upon you the newly minted (yet official in all the ways that really count) title of "AMERICANUCK".
Now you can be proud, and few, too.

[clocker]

Originally posted by j2k4@11 April 2003 - 23:36


Given your landed-immigrant status, I hereby confer upon you the newly minted (yet official in all the ways that really count) title of "AMERICANUCK".
Now you can be proud, and few, too.

I humbly accept this honor.

I&#39;d like to start by thanking the Academy....

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@11 April 2003 - 17:50
I&#39;d like to start by thanking the Academy....

Don&#39;t start channelling Michael Moore, now.

[clocker]

That was LIZA MINNELLI&#33;&#33;

[chloe_cc2002]

Strange...I&#39;m looking at some psycho maze on the back of my cereal box...and there was some Mickey Mouse toy inside...so I think your informant is incorrect.

I did pause to consider this and/or whether it was possible there was some licence involved or it was a case of false memory syndrome. I discounted my informant being incorrect as I am verily informed and have been duly instructed that this is beyond the realms of possibility.

Clocker

In the States we use small, easy to choke on toys hidden in children&#39;s breakfast cereal as a form of Darwinian population control

Practitioner of Reason

Your advisor seems well-schooled in the afflictive art of "victimhood".

Is he/she an escaped American Liberal who might regrettably be taking advantage of your good nature and attempting to abuse your good offices by the despicable emotional strong-arming of a "CARE" package?

I suggest educating this person in the art of "making do".

YOUR pain is OUR main concern. I shall take it from you and absorb it, rendering it harmless.......

There-Done&#33;

When the said complaint was raised I thought it appropriate to put it into perspective, so I am of course responsible for it&#39;s packaging.

Perhaps I have some skill in the afflictive art of victimhood. The said informant is an American (the proverbial cat is now out of the bag), and is not an escapee as such, but is NOT a liberal.

In fact I could write a treatise on victimology based upon being exposed to strong arm tactics such as listening patiently to a die hard Republican endlessly expounding the virtues of all Republican leaders. In the interests of making reasonable accommodations I read Ronald Reagan&#39;s biography to this end. (and re-read it upon being castigated when I got an important detail wrong)

WeeMouse

anyone wanna swap nationalities with me?

Unless it is American I think that would be out of the question, but I will put it to my informant.

[clocker]

Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@12 April 2003 - 01:49


In fact I could write a treatise on victimology based upon being exposed to strong arm tactics such as listening patiently to a die hard Republican endlessly expounding the virtues of all Republican leaders. In the interests of making reasonable accommodations I read Ronald Reagan&#39;s biography to this end. (and re-read it upon being castigated when I got an important detail wrong) <_

That&#39;s what you get for hanging out with j2k4.

[chloe_cc2002]

That&#39;s what you get for hanging out with j2k4.

Perhaps I am a bit of a natural too...

[clocker]

Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@12 April 2003 - 02:00


Perhaps I am a bit of a natural too...

Yes, but are you regular?