A Canadian Apology

[chloe_cc2002]

This is just mean of me. My informant has very strong political convictions he likes to share (or force feed). It is just that it is difficult when the whole family conspicuously vacates the room when the issue of politics (which is fairly frequently, perhaps incessantly is more apt a word) is raised in a cosy family gathering. Needless to say informant takes the podium and can go for very long periods without oxygen when delivering his views.

They have given me a medal (at least notionally) for my stoicism in the face of being force fed Republican fanfare without apparent complaint (except they don't know how shamefully I whine on klite forum boards in some thinly concealed device to elicit sympathy). Ear muffs don't cut it. My headphones would have to be switched to a volume that would be likely to result in a perforation of my eardrums, however considering the informant's ability to project his voice it is a toss up.

[clocker]

Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@12 April 2003 - 02:11
Needless to say informant takes the podium and can go for very long periods without oxygen when delivering his views.

NASA needs to see this man IMMEDIATELY!

[chloe_cc2002]

You suggesting or implying Chloe is a confabulator? (is that a word..it is now)

Am I regular?

If you saw me you might think I suffer from colonic congestion of some sort. Or maybe I am just anally retentive.

[clocker]

Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@12 April 2003 - 02:46


You suggesting or implying Chloe is a confabulator?

You should make "Confabulator" your member title.

[chloe_cc2002]

I'll take it under advisement especially coming from a person who calls themselves Pecksniffian Crassitude Connisseu r

[clocker]

Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@12 April 2003 - 02:55
I'll take it under advisement especially coming from a person who calls themselves Pecksniffian Crassitude Connisseu r

Which is EXACTLY why "Confabulator" appeals to me.

[Z]

Originally posted by clocker@11 April 2003 - 12:44
Unlike the US, Canada has vast tracts of open land and relatively few people.

In the States we use small, easy to choke on toys hidden in children's breakfast cereal as a form of Darwinian population control.

Don't fret...you'll get there...

so the gov't doesnt just control the media anymore, it now controls the cereal companies too?
you all know the reason for the small pop'n up here too, right? the last week: ice storm and people slipping on ice. SARS, and people getting sick. next week? tho its much more inconspicuous down there. our gov't is not as advanced yet.

[clocker]

Originally posted by Z+12 April 2003 - 03:09--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 12 April 2003 - 03:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--clocker@11 April 2003 - 12:44
Unlike the US, Canada has vast tracts of open land and relatively few people.

In the States we use small, easy to choke on toys hidden in children&#39;s breakfast cereal as a form of Darwinian population control.

Don&#39;t fret...you&#39;ll get there...

so the gov&#39;t doesnt just control the media anymore, it now controls the cereal companies too?
you all know the reason for the small pop&#39;n up here too, right? the last week: ice storm and people slipping on ice. SARS, and people getting sick. next week? tho its much more inconspicuous down there. our gov&#39;t is not as advanced yet.




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I didn&#39;t mean to imply that the government was behind all this.

Martha Stewart is.
It&#39;s a GOOD thing.

[chloe_cc2002]

Informant has read the responses and wishes the following to be put on record.

1. The companies that make the cereal would not fill half of their packaging with French if they were given the free economic choice whether or not they wanted to do it.

2. To say that the company should be forced to do something that is not in their interests as they see it, decrying that as a crime against children, is not liberal.

3. The problem is Liberals don&#39;t realise how many victims they create as they don&#39;t realise how many people they could be victimising by their acts of political correctness etc

4. They probably think kids would be just as happy reading french nutritional information about cereal as playing puzzles and games on the panel of a cereal box

5. The Canadians have probably never even seen a cereal box decorated with an entire panel dedicated to toys, games and puzzles (the entire back panel)

What is the postal address of NASA?

[chloe_cc2002]

.....and moreover do they take cadets...????