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Thread: (Life) RULE No.1 & RULE No.2

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    RULE No.1 : DO NOT PANIC (ever)
    Weather you just chopped off your arm or you just lost your wallet or you took a left instead of a right...etc you know the situation(girls) - Even yes Even if it is indeed a Panic situation - DO NOT PANIC
    itll look pretty basic later.

    RULE No.2 : NEVER ASK
    If you ask it means lack of confidence (uncertainty vs power) & if you ask permission be prepared for endless Debate / Discussion.
    U - "Shall we hijack that plane and land on a beach in Hawaii?"
    them - "well...um....etc"
    its more interesting having the discussion AFTERWARDS


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    Is it ok to panick if I throw the pin
    Shit ,sorry shouldn't have asked,
    Third rule:Never apolagize

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Help!!!!!
    Can't we talk about something else?????



    Edit: Sorry.............. :crying:
    Last edited by Yogi; 03-27-2005 at 11:17 PM.

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    I thought this was a Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy thread at first
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    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Dsds

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    ps - Rules Suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    ps - Rules Suck
    I agree.

    Now behave!!

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    I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced
    I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...
    Can moderators update the ten commandments?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced
    I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...
    Get rid of this one:
    'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's.'
    My neighbour has no servant, no ox or donkey, and nobody in his/her right mind would dare touch his wife.

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