(Life) RULE No.1 & RULE No.2

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RULE No.1 : DO NOT PANIC (ever)
Weather you just chopped off your arm or you just lost your wallet or you took a left instead of a right...etc you know the situation(girls) - Even yes Even if it is indeed a Panic situation - DO NOT PANIC
itll look pretty basic later.

RULE No.2 : NEVER ASK
If you ask it means lack of confidence (uncertainty vs power) & if you ask permission be prepared for endless Debate / Discussion.
U - "Shall we hijack that plane and land on a beach in Hawaii?"
them - "well...um....etc"
its more interesting having the discussion AFTERWARDS

[Gripper]

Is it ok to panick if I throw the pin
Shit ,sorry shouldn't have asked,
Third rule:Never apolagize

[Yogi]

Help!!!!!
Can't we talk about something else?????



Edit: Sorry.............. :crying:

[Gripper]

I thought this was a Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy thread at first
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Dsds

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ps - Rules Suck

[Yogi]

ps - Rules Suck

I agree.

Now behave!!

[Rat Faced]

I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...

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I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...

Can moderators update the ten commandments?

[Guillaume]

I thought someone was gonna have a try at modernising the 10 commandments...

Get rid of this one:

'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's.'

My neighbour has no servant, no ox or donkey, and nobody in his/her right mind would dare touch his wife.