Long questionairre for me to get to know YOU!

**manker** · 03-30-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Busyman

Let's face it..alcohol tastes like shit. I have been known to drink straight vodka or gin to get fucked up.

Pucker is the closest to drinking candy...and yet still get blitzed.

Anyone notice we Americans don't really talk about "Europeans" but everyone else loves to jab us "Americans". Weird.

Why can't it be just weird that a fella is mentioning Apple Pucker.

Beer and Southern comfort tastes gorgeous. If I ever saw a guy asking for Apple Pucker Martini at the bar, I'd just laugh - I'm sure I'm not alone on my little island in this way of thinking. For example, I mentioned Babycham about 3 months ago and I'm still getting shit for it

So you see, I'm not taking the mick 'cause you're American, I'm doing it 'cause you drink Apple Pucker Martini, you just happen to be American.

As to why Americans don't mention Europeans much, ya do. The teeth thing stands out and you, personally, infer that we're internationally insignificant a fair bit.

In the main tho' Americans don't take the piss as much as we do since most of you are trying to emulate us, aspiring to being European if you like. Probably something to do with the culture, I guess

**Yogi** · 03-30-2005, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by BoB!1!

hey yogi. why will you never taste southern comfort ever again?

Because i don't drink.

For good reasons.......

Yogi

**Gemby!** · 03-30-2005, 05:30 PM

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

im rick james bitch!!

I feel like i know you a bit too well now

**Busyman** · 03-30-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by stanker

Beer and Southern comfort tastes gorgeous. If I ever saw a guy asking for Apple Pucker Martini at the bar, I'd just laugh - I'm sure I'm not alone on my little island in this way of thinking. For example, I mentioned Babycham about 3 months ago and I'm still getting shit for it

So you see, I'm not taking the mick 'cause you're American, I'm doing it 'cause you drink Apple Pucker Martini, you just happen to be American.

As to why Americans don't mention Europeans much, ya do. The teeth thing stands out and you, personally, infer that we're internationally insignificant a fair bit.

In the main tho' Americans don't take the piss as much as we do since most of you are trying to emulate us, aspiring to being European if you like. Probably something to do with the culture, I guess

Well stanker, I must agree with you on the Apple Martini thingie...we don't ask for Pucker..just for the Martini. It ain't all I drink. You

As to the American doohicky, it's common on this board and in that regard you are chaff. You making an American insult versus a personal one as a laugh shouldn't be surprising. The first time I heard the teeth reference was on Austin Powers.

I don't know about this insignificant stuff reference nor us aspiring to be European. You gotta be shittin' me.

Sunds like mike bulave.

Sometimes folks that make unprovoked efforts to talk about another's nationality or reference it have got things backward in the aspiring-to-be-who department.

**Snee** · 03-30-2005, 05:36 PM

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Meh, you know it.

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Robert Jordan's Crossroads of Twilight

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Got no particular favourite, but what i can tell you is that I generally don't like rap and r&b, or folk-music.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Whatever that feeling is you get when you realise you've been procrastinating for too long.

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"I'm going back to sleep"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

Depends on how close to it I am.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Not figured that out yet.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

All of them.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Yep.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

nope

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

-79 VW Passat

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

People that died before I could say good-bye.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Vovdka

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

I had a spare tyre in there, don't have a car any more tho'.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Sure

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Billionaire

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Not really

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Depends on my mood, but it's usually half-empty.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Dust-bunnies

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

Pi

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Not sure

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Right now it's a jacket I bought in germany.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Humorous horror

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Can't choose just one.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

In bed

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

I don't wake up in the morning if I can avoid it.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Maybe

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Immortality

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Don't have one.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Can't choose just one.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yeah. Dogs, rabbits, a bird and a terrarium full of stick-insects.

**Mr. Mulder** · 03-30-2005, 06:04 PM

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

rob bush

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

nothing at the moment

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

anything by no doubt

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

when you need to be sick but can't throw up

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

ouch :crying:

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

as many as it takes

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

not sure

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

piano, maybe?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

no, not really

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

haven't exactly owned one, don't really want to atm

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

no one, there's no unfinished business

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

red bull and vodka/guinness/grolsh/blue wkd/anything really

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

nothing

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

i prefer it to the other part

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

tester of dvd's, blow jobs, games and computers

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

yes

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

hal empty

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

weights, shoes, a bag, dust,

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

3

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

on a beach

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

coat or buttoned shirt

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

neither

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

hips

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night/early morning

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

at the computer, in my chair

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

if there's no college, about 10, if there's college, about 10

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

no

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

winter

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

uber leet mind contol

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

no

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

what day is it?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

anthing the g/f's cooked

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

a dog called abby

**Lilmiss** · 03-30-2005, 09:17 PM

1.Do you like korn: the band? I quite like Munky

2.Do you like corn: no, corn is for hillbillies and mice
3.Do you take pills: no

4.Do you like coco-cola: yup, especially when bubbles go up my dose
5.Do you know me: sorry, who am I quoting again?
6.Do you have a dog: I ate him
7.Do you have a cat: she went away
8.Do you have a 100$ bill: no, but I have a bottle for 50 cent. heh heh

9.Do you smell: yes, dreadfully
10.Do you like to take showers: yes
11.Do you know john: a know a few Johns, all shady characters
12.Do you hate gay people: yes, they steal my clothes
13.Do you have a gun: no, but I have a lazer
14.Can you do a back flip: I can do a rolly polly, backwards too
15.Can you make cookies: only if theres enough hash
16.Can you speak: sometimes too much
17.Can you make money fast: not since I was out pimping Goddesss
18.Can you sell stuff easy: see above
19.Can you make love all night long: damn right, and all morning too
20.Can you jump high: no
21.Can you run fast: no
22.Can you smoke: not at work
23.Can you hack: if I smoke enough
24.Can you drink all night: uh huh
25.Can you Sleep all day: yup
26.Can you type real fast: yes, but no makes sense I do when
27.Are you a female: nope, I'm el beetch
28.Are you a lesbian: everyone is a lesbian in hiding, or hiding a lesbian

29.Are you a goth: no
30.Are you gangsta: no
31.Are you a communist: no :
32.Are you a nazi: no
33.Are you in high school: no
34.Are you rich: life isn't about money, it's about ho har
35.Are you poor: yes

36.Are you happy: no
37.are you sad: no, but distressed about my loose of smokeables
38.Are you gay: who me, darhling?
39.Are you having fun: no, I kicked the puter earlie, it still hurts. apparently
40.Are you my friend: s'pose, if the pay is good
41.Will you ever sell your house: yup, you buying?
42.Will you make me some food: of course, cheese and trees?

43.Will you take some pills if i gave them to you: sure, you got?
44.Will you ever fly: yes, I spend a lot of time in the clouds
45.Will you help me: no, stfu
46.Will you finish school: again?
47.Will you ever love someone: maybe, if I can ever get over my wonderful self
48.Will you make shrimp ever in your life: lets hope not
49.Will you stop doing this questionairre: yes, right now
50.Will you ever be done with this Questionair:

**hobbes** · 03-31-2005, 01:06 AM

I used to drink Jack Daniels Whiskey straight to achieve the desired effects. I tried Busyman's recommendation of Vodka and Apple Schnapps as a trial.

Bottom line: same results, enjoyable drinking experience with the latter, I am a total convert.

**Samurai** · 03-31-2005, 02:45 AM

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Glen...

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Nothing. Have to start getting back to reading books sometime

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

I like pretty much anything to be honest.I love Michelle Branch though.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Knowing that you're going to die

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"What time is it?"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

My mobile doesn't ring in a sense as I have my own theme, but prob around 10 seconds, if they're lucky enough. If I can't be bothered, I'll ignore it.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Me. I live by certain rules, and that's No. 1. "Always look after myself".

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Piano or Guitar.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

I don't drive but if I did, then probably if it was safe.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

No, although I do own a couple

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

I don't drive but I'd like to own a Humvee one day

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

Probably this girl I never had the balls to ask out when I was younger. I fancied her for years (we went school and college together) and although we spoke I never did pop the question :crying: Still think about her :crying: :crying:

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Pushkin Black Vodka & Coke

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

You mean boot of the car

As I said I don't drive but I'd like to think I'd have a music system back there and definately a first aid kit and fire extinguisher. I like to think safe

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

No. Broccoli tastes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Pilot. Maybe one day eh

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes. Twice.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half Empty

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Dust probably but my bed has drawers which contain 6 sheets, 8 bed sets & 4 brand new pillows.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

9

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

On my own island somewhere in the Caribbean

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

These sweaters I have are pretty comfortable and look good. I still kept my Army uniform though so I'd probably say that. Very comfortable & durable.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy. Should be more comedy in life.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Eyes. If she has the look, then I'd def be interested

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Bedroom - Got everything I need in here, except the toilet

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

I don't. I'm more of a night person but if I have work then around 10.00 ish

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

No

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

I like them all. Summer I guess is the main one I enjoy

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I wouldn't call it a super power as such but the ability to master all the martial arts would be great. That and the ability to speak every language.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I don't have one, but I'd love to have a samurai on my back or arm. Possibly my name in japanese too.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Chicken. Tastiest meal if ever there was one.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yes. I personally own a black and white cat. Her name's Jess and she's my baby. She knows I love her very much, and she means alot to me. She came to me as a stray shortly after my previous cat died, so it's always a reminder.

In fact, I'm going to find her now, and give her some of my Tuna