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Thread: How hungry can a man be?

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    sArA's Avatar Ex-Moderatererer
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    Today, I heard this story.....

    A man, dropping off his son at his ex-partner's house (who was on her way home), greets his daughter and her friend and then proceeds to search through all food cupboards and the fridge.

    On discovering nothing to take his fancy, he considered the household rubbish bin.

    On investigation, at the top of the pile of rubbish is a half eaten ham and

    cheese sandwich.

    He then proceeds to eat the sandwich, turning round to see the three children watching him aghast!!!



    He however, was unconcerned and finished the sandwich.

    Background

    He earns over 30k
    He weighs over 15st
    And was 1 minute from 2 shops and 5 mins from home


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    WTF??????????
    Last edited by sArA; 03-30-2005 at 11:50 PM.

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    STFU!!!

    No, actually that is weird... Maybe he was not so hungry, just very stupid.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    Obviously just lazy.

    There was prolly something even better further down had he kept rooting.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    He was probably searching for some sort of evidence against his ex partner. He also felt very hungry.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Next time wipe your arse on the sandwich before putting it in the bin ...

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    He sounds like my father in law..................
    Last edited by Yogi; 03-31-2005 at 08:54 AM.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies!

    I understand...........
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    somefood tastes better the day after
    as does food your not really allowed to eat - eg, form the directly from fryingpan, garbagecan etc

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