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    Today I woke up, broke a mirror and cut my hand. Ten minutes later I broke my thumb doing repairs. I went to work anyway and at days end I went to a doctor and found I had a serious fracture, so I am in a cast up to my elbow for 6 weeks. I can't write and my job is going to be a pain. Doubt I will be able to shave or comb my hair.

    So I come home and my computer is fecked. It tells me that it is deleteing all physical memory. It takes about 2 hours of frustration before I can even access the internet.

    Then I read the threads here and there is nothing but haters.

    The fook, where is the love?

    This is where I come for fun, life has enough real shit for this place to be full of shit as well.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    cos of the pope

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    cos of the pope
    The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

    That's a good thing, right?
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

    That's a good thing, right?
    LOL how much longer is he expected to live?

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    i can only suggest an alternative shampoo
    (and please let the lady do the mans work)


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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

    That's a good thing, right?
    the devils pissing your day about cos the pope cant use his mad ninja skillz today

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    he is not dead

    roadkill anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    the devils pissing your day about cos the pope cant use his mad ninja skillz today
    Now that is logical, now I get your point.

    The Pope's l33t skillz are the shit because he is sick and the Devil is being a hater.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    well he (the devil) was never famous for playing fair. i heard the pope has summoned something like 17 ninjas. although they're n00bs there's 17 or em so normality should return within a week or two

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    Today I woke up, broke a mirror and cut my hand. Ten minutes later I broke my thumb doing repairs. I went to work anyway and at days end I went to a doctor and found I had a serious fracture, so I am in a cast up to my elbow for 6 weeks. I can't write and my job is going to be a pain. Doubt I will be able to shave or comb my hair.

    So I come home and my computer is fecked. It tells me that it is deleteing all physical memory. It takes about 2 hours of frustration before I can even access the internet.

    Then I read the threads here and there is nothing but haters.

    The fook, where is the love?

    This is where I come for fun, life has enough real shit for this place to be full of shit as well.

    Well? You should have cheered us up by telling us the good things that happened to you today. Not these everyday mundane things.


    P.S. Can I sign your plaster?
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