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Thread: **WARNING: LIKELY OFFENSIVE** The Pope joke thread...

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    Chewie's Avatar Chew E. Bakke
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    Well they're gonna be all over the place pretty soon anyway so we may as well have a thread that people who may feel offended by them can steer clear...



























    Who's going to be the new Pope?
    Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
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    LOL well that is funny but i really feel bad about his death even though im not catholic imo he was a great guy

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    Eh that was lame. I like this joke better:

    The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says "Glad
    to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the
    Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but
    comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pope to settle in,
    and then wander around meeting the other residents.

    The Pope meets many old friends and makes several new ones over the
    next few days. One of these is a former lawyer who invites the Pope
    over for lunch. On arriving, the Pope is astounded to see a 45 room
    mansion, with built-in sauna and weight-room, a beautiful library, and
    spacious, airy rooms.

    After lunch, the Pope spies St. Peter on the street and says "Not to
    complain, but I'm curious as to why I have a small cottage while the
    lawyer I just met has a stupendous mansion."

    St. Peter replied, "Well, you see, we have many Popes up here, but
    only one lawyer."

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    Last edited by Caroline; 04-03-2005 at 10:22 PM.

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    Illuminati's Avatar Simple Bystander BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chewie UK
    Who's going to be the new Pope?
    Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
    A better version, curtosey of b3ta
    Last edited by Illuminati; 04-03-2005 at 10:25 PM.


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    LMFAO This is the best thread i have read all year

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    LMFAO This is the best thread i have read all year
    new to forums?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    new to forums?
    actually yes

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    here's one


    Pope? Nope.


    <span style='font-family:Geneva'><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'> &quot;Its all fun and games till someone looses an eye......THEN its a sport&#33;&#33;&quot;
    - danyj</span></span></span>

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    heres a good one...

    what do you call a dead guy with a silly hat?













    bob marley
    Last edited by GepperRankins; 04-04-2005 at 09:10 PM.

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