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  1. 04-05-2005, 10:08 AM #1
    Jon L. Obscene
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    I got an email in amoungst the mountain of spam I get most days entitled

    "Jon I've found your teddy bear"

    So I naturally thought that someone had found the teddy I lost on a fairground when I was 5y/o. The guys pulled the rides apart but could'nt find it, so my mum sat up all night and made me a new one. (which in actual fact is sat on my desk )

    So anyway, I get this email titled "Jon, I've found your teddy bear"

    I open it up all excited and...........

    hi there Jonraddon,I'm a gorgeous brunette w/ a sexual need for submissive horney B0ys that would enjoy me and my g i r l to tie up and have our way with.
    If you would like to go out to a party or a morning coffee to see if we are interested in Y0u,
    because we are very choosey on our selected. we don't do it offten but enjoy the extra excitement

    x0x0x0
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    FFS

    All my hopes and dreams of finding Ted brought to life and then crushed in one fair swoop

    Dammit

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  3. 04-05-2005, 10:30 AM Lounge   -   #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene


    FFS

    All my hopes and dreams of finding Ted brought to life and then crushed in one fair swoop

    Dammit



    Maybe it isnt spam and she really wants to go out with you



    BAN SPAM!!
    Last edited by {I}{K}{E}; 04-05-2005 at 10:31 AM.
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  5. 04-05-2005, 10:33 AM Lounge   -   #3
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    But it shines a surprising light on one of our beloved australian members, though....



    Bummer bout the disappointment, though. :crying:

    I empathise, i thought i 'd become a millionaire sooo many times.

    Really bad, to play with peeps feelings like thaT!!!



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  7. 04-05-2005, 10:37 AM Lounge   -   #4
    Jon L. Obscene
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    Yeah but just cos you bought a lotto ticket Yogi does'nt mean you gonna win

    @IKE .... can't say I blame her really , prolly saw me in the paper or on the news (read as crimewatch) but she has to know I'm spoken for

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  9. 04-05-2005, 10:53 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Yeah but just cos you bought a lotto ticket Yogi does'nt mean you gonna win

    @IKE .... can't say I blame her really , prolly saw me in the paper or on the news (read as crimewatch) but she has to know I'm spoken for

    Jonno

    Spoken for????


    Was that why you were gone so long????

    And it wasn't the lottery, it were nigerian emperors............



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  11. 04-05-2005, 01:39 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheYogi
    But it shines a surprising light on one of our beloved australian members, though....
    Well done Yog's you solved the puzzle.

    Can't below dosy Jonno didn't make the connection.


    Now, all of your raise your hands and drop ya pants or the teddy gets it.


    Bonus prize for whomever guesses who my partner in crime is
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  13. 04-05-2005, 02:51 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    i found your teddy jonno !

    but when i asked him if he wanted to go home i only got this response

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  15. 04-05-2005, 03:06 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by *goddess*
    Well done Yog's you solved the puzzle.

    Can't below dosy Jonno didn't make the connection.


    Now, all of your raise your hands and drop ya pants or the teddy gets it.


    Bonus prize for whomever guesses who my partner in crime is
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  17. 04-05-2005, 03:12 PM Lounge   -   #9
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  19. 04-05-2005, 06:30 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    that email is indeed from your long lost teddy bear
    she's all grown up now.
    enjoy
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