I've stolen a bus

**Lilmiss** · 04-05-2005, 03:59 PM

...but don't tell anyone.

or about my comfy swivel chair that I have also swiped from work

/que manic laughing

**GepperRankins** · 04-05-2005, 04:01 PM

a bus is a big thing, not like a pen or owt

**Lilmiss** · 04-05-2005, 04:04 PM

I know.

go me.

**GepperRankins** · 04-05-2005, 04:06 PM

what your excuse for when you get caught? i'd go for nervous breakdown

**Lilmiss** · 04-05-2005, 04:13 PM

I shall scare them all with the word "delegation", and if that fails I have a new bus to run the feckers over with.

If I didn't steal the bus, I couldn't nick the chair.

**GepperRankins** · 04-05-2005, 04:15 PM

i dont think "i was gonna bring the bus back, i just needed it to carry the chair i nicked" will work

**Lilmiss** · 04-05-2005, 04:24 PM

T'is ok, I'm the boss. I can nick buses and chairs if I damn well want too.

better not mention the paper clips though, there may be a lynching.

Who is the scary lady in your sig?

**GepperRankins** · 04-05-2005, 04:26 PM

some guy off eastenders. which i never watch

**Lilmiss** · 04-05-2005, 04:38 PM

Are you sure it's not a lady?

I think I saw her haggling over some dodgy fruit earlier.

**DanB** · 04-05-2005, 04:43 PM

Why don't bus drivers wait when they see you running?

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