Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
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