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    Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

    Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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    Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

    Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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    Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

    Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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    Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

    Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards

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    Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

    Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

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    Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

    Shut up and get back in the oven.

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    Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

    Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

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    Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

    Shut up and get back in the oven!

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    Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

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    Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

    Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

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    Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

    Shut up and eat around it!

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    Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

    Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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    Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

    Shut up and get back in the box!

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    Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

    Shut up and comb your face!

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    this is the only funny one:

    Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

    Shut up and get back in the box!

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    Mommey Mommey, I want to goto internet.

    Shut up and wait till your 18!

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    Mommy Mommy, Daddy's getting up

    Shut up and reload





    Mommy Mommy, I can't stop running in circles

    Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
    Life should come with backround music
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    ummm, not funny?

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    Originally posted by Acecool@7 April 2003 - 08:54
    ummm, not funny?
    agreed

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    Those are hillarious!
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    Originally posted by Nottingham_Forest_Football_Club+8 April 2003 - 22:55--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nottingham_Forest_Football_Club @ 8 April 2003 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Acecool@7 April 2003 - 08:54
    ummm, not funny?
    agreed [/b][/quote]
    :rtfaq:
    Sick Jokes, some are a bit lame, but funny

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    Those jokes arnt really sick they are just damn funny&#33;
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