Barbara woodhouse eat your heart out...Animal Training the Lilmiss way,jump on the little feckers head
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Barbara woodhouse eat your heart out...Animal Training the Lilmiss way,jump on the little feckers head
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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You want him to wet his sheets again?Originally Posted by hobbes
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We all know what bodily fluid is lodged in ziggy's keyboard as to cause this.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Lagomorph
I think it is moustache cheese.We all know what bodily fluid is lodged in ziggy's keyboard as to cause this.
Last edited by hobbes; 04-10-2005 at 09:31 PM.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
THE GREAT
anyone in the mood fo chinnese food!?Bedtime stories with Hobbes?
I left me front door open earlier, just to let a breeze in while I did cleaning and stuff. I was in the bathroom when I noticed a streak of fur zipping into my bedroom. The fat ugly puttycat had gone into hiding under the bed, between boxes and clothes. I tried everything normal to try and convince him to come out, but he just wouldnt move. So I jumped on the bed as hard as I could.
Won't be seeing him again.
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We all know what you think.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
THE GREAT
fo shizzle!
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No shizzel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Lagomorph
Kiss Me Deadly
The greyhound's rocking out tonight
To maximum rockabilly
When two punks chose to risk the subway
For a tube to Picadilly
And the Zephrys stir fast gangs for glory
Another dumb casualty
Having fun
In South West six
When a hidden flick knife flicks
Kiss me deadly tonight
Another battle was won and lost
Down The Bishops End last night
Spotlights pick the kids in triumph
With a thousand scarves in flight, see how they run
Spring from the terraces in black and white
Young and old into the fight
Having fun
In South West six
With violence for a fix
Kiss me deadly tonight
Seven o'clock they stand in rank
For the thirty bus uptown
And later in a downstairs room
She pulls her lover down
In ecstacy but they can't make a sound
Case her mother might come down
Having fun
In South West six
Discovers teenage sex
Kiss me deadly tonight
The snooker hall is empty
Cos they're all out playing pool
Hustling down the Fulham Road
Doing deals with Mr.Cool
They're on the waterfront now instead of being at school
Too old now to dig pinball
Having fun
In South West six
Having fun
When a hidden flick knife flicks
With violence for a fix
Discovers teenage sex
Tried shooting up for kicks
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me
Kiss me tonight
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
Noodle Critic
BT Rep: +2
Good for you.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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