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Thread: I broke my boyfriends nose!

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    Mucking about as ya do... I jumped up and hit him in the nose with my head and we heard this loud CRACK!!!

    Of course, he was in considerable pain, but as it was an upward movement rather than on the side, it is still straight and there was no blood.....however, it is 3 days now and it still makes a clicking noise.....


    Me bad beating up my bf......:guilt:

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    WAY TO GO SARA!


    BUT were you mad at him at the time or accident?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wacko jacko
    WAY TO GO SARA!


    BUT were you mad at him at the time or accident?
    Nah....just messing about.

    Funny thing is, I have also accidentally hit him in the bollocks at least 4 times in as many months, once in WH Smiths....which I found hillarious (him doubled up on the floor of a large bookstore). (naughty unsympathetic cow that I am)

    I have never before caused a boyfriend so much physical pain, particularly when you consider that he hasn't actually pissed me off in any way..

    I admit...he does take it rather well.

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    maybe he likes the ruff stuff?

    go kick him in the nuts and tell him it turns you on and see what happens

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    will you punch my nose cos it's bent

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    Quote Originally Posted by wacko jacko
    maybe he likes the ruff stuff?

    go kick him in the nuts and tell him it turns you on and see what happens
    you do that sara too many times don't expect to have kids with him with permanent damage
    Last edited by Adster; 04-12-2005 at 02:58 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster
    you do that sara too many times don't expect to have kids with him with permanent damage
    I already have 2....he however doesnt have any.

    I am too old to start that game again anyway...so he's had to accept the no kids of his own thing.





    @ Dr Spalding.....come ere mate...:swings left hook:
    Last edited by sArA; 04-12-2005 at 09:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara



    I have never before caused a boyfriend so much physical pain, particularly when you consider that he hasn't actually pissed me off in any way..

    I admit...he does take it rather well.
    That's because he is terrified.
    He better than most can imagine what you're capable when you are pissed.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    sara the conquer

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    Sara, i am seriously reconsidering your holiday at our ranch...........

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