I have a grass fetish too.
"Stripping, Gripper's Strimmer's."
Think you may able to set a new trade on the name alone.
Well, I better get things in order.
Vodka should be here soon.
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I have a grass fetish too.
"Stripping, Gripper's Strimmer's."
Think you may able to set a new trade on the name alone.
Well, I better get things in order.
Vodka should be here soon.
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Dexter's Apprentice.
Thing's getting better,wife and kids gone to stay at ma in laws till sunday,all alone with a bottle of Jacks,lots of snacks and watching the new Amityville
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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I talked my fat friend into coming Reading cos he would get laid, my skinny pal if he get's the spondolics, and my stupid mate cos he's stoopid. Productive night, all in all.
I'm porn, btw.
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I'm porn, btw.
Ok, I'd need an english slang dictionary.
Or a link and tissues.
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Not sure if I've ever seen a grebey porn star.
If you need 'em, I've got quite the collection of bri-nylon pron shirts
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
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The highlight of my day was getting a new and bigger tower for my pc, and then finally flashing my bios, which I had been putting off for almost 5 months. Needed the bigger tower real bad, my HDD's we sitting on top of each other only about 2 mm apart.
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I bought the "World of Warcraft", which to my pleasant suprise was not like the other Warcraft titles, it is like a less tedious and more simple version of Anarchy Online, and has been pretty fun so far.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
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I shouldn't be allowed on the net when drunk.
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Being 'accosted' by a 12 year old in a local car park this morning. Asked if I thought that today's TV and Movies are more violent than the old days.
I felt like saying, 'I saw John Wayne kill more Indians in one old movie, than the amount of people killed in all the recent movies' or 'Should you not be away playing fitba somewhere son?'. He failed to convert me.Poor wee soul. I think that this type of thing is child abuse.
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I still don't get it.
Why don't you all speak a civilised language?
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Poor wee soul. I think that this type of thing is child abuse. 
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