he is Spartacus!
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Still pished and bloated.
Banana cream rawks in a sticky kinda way.
I'm going to my freshly febreezed 4 poster.
and I'm taking shauny too.
be brave shaun.....she's pissed so it'll all be over fast.................just make sure she doesn't roll on to you
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
Oh, somebody's gonna get the stick for that.just make sure she doesn't roll on to you
My tv's screen turned orange.
Poster
BT Rep: +4
Think it would be more painful for me, especially if he burst.
Flossie gets squished alot, but she isn't a hot water bottle.
I'm going to stay at my pals in the sticks tonight.
Gonna get wasted, and maybe indulge in some cow tippin' and hill rolling.
gerrof my land.
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Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
What have those poor beasts ever done to you?
Don't get your arse shot by a drunken peasant.
Poster
BT Rep: +4
I shall lazer any farmers who get too close.
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Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
Will I get to sign on your plaster casts?
Poster
BT Rep: +4
Plaster casts?
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Poster
BT Rep: +4
He has two mini trampolines, plus a couple of adventure playthings with swings and slides!! It's the biggest back garden I've ever seen with a mini blair witch house at the far end surrounded by trees.
And loadsa chickens to chase.
The house was like the biggest hobbit hall ever with little passage ways that go on forever. The front of the house looks onto fields and a mini forest they have planted. I wanna live there too.
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Poster
just carried on
Poster
BT Rep: +4
I'm alone now, and can't be arsed rolling my own spliff.
'elp.
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.................just make sure she doesn't roll on to you 
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