Highlight of the Day?

[Lilmiss]

wasn't it them that set you up with a smackhead?

Noooo, he comes in to my pub, but I doubt he will anymore.

Hoorahz for me.

[*goddess*]

Send him a text just in case. I think he'd totally understand the 'text brush off'....... If that doesn't work, the harassment starts

Now what's this about shaving :


Where's me damn pick, I need to know exactly which Chav he is cos lets face it, I don't wanna just randomly start harassing/bumbing off chav's now do I?

[Lilmiss]

I was quite pleasant, all things considering.

And I'm loading it now, 'ang on.




Had any mouse on toast lately?

[*goddess*]

:yipes: A quite pleasant missy would be rather scary methinks.

You's just e.v.i.l.





The kids had toast for brekkie, I burnt my hand on the griller doing it for em. Toaster has been banished to the bin and I'm not sure I'll ever eat toast again.

My damn stomach still lurches a lil at the mere thought of food........ which could be an effective diet

[Lilmiss]

For some reason, the picture is going from the phone to the mail.
Possibly static interference of the tracksuit kind.


I shall try again, while you make me cookies.

[*goddess*]

:bling: Or the bling making it go bung?


I've retrieved the toaster from the bin, I'll send it over and get the chav to fix it with a knife, bit of electro-therapy so to speak


Get you shit together on the pic and I may even send whole bikkies otherwise, it's the hammer and only crumbs for you.

[Lilmiss]

Sent.

Do I get cookies now?

[*goddess*]

Got it.

Not bad as a 'guinea pig datee', think of him as your practice date and you're just getting ready for your real dates.

Shame we can't put people on our phones on bloody ignore innit?


I'll send the cookies tomorrow, should take about 2 weeks for em to get there










Think I might send em via the chav so he can make a special delivery to ya

[Lilmiss]

Cool, just send them directly to the nut home.
Try and smuggle a small knife in there too, if you can.
These straps chafe after a while.

[*goddess*]

Oooooo cookies and nuts, you'll have Ike all in a lather ya know.


I dunno why ya don't just undo the buckle ya sicko.