Highlight of the Day?

[Biggles]

Is it with his permission or do you just dive into his room and elbow him outta the way so you can get to his kit

Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work

Sounds like a good night in, far more interesting than me night out.

I'm gonna find some grub and get meself off to bed. I should be able to have a sleep in tomorra so good luck and make sure they take pics of whatever they do to ya when your in a vegetive state

Ok - so if you didn't ring back would they assume you were alright or that the red back got you? Somehow the NHS doesn't seem so bad after all.

[Guillaume]

Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work

So after all, it isn't the local beasties that are dangerous but the defective emergency service?



Lilmiss, all my palns for tonight have gone down the drain, can I crash your place?

[Lilmiss]

Oh no, sorry about your boring night out.
You obviously weren't drinking enough of the hard stuff.

No pictures damnit, I don't need photographical evidence as an extra embarrassment. May sing for ya though, if you ask nice enough.
Cya soon chicky.


Course Gee, always need a good waiter.

[*goddess*]

Meh, it was out of the house for a change so that'll do me.

Least this way I won't have any regrets in tha mornin'.



I've asked you nicely to sing loads of times, now I demand you do so

And I want pics, laters ducky xxx

[Guillaume]

Course Gee, always need a good waiter.

Erm... After carefully calculating the time I'll need to travel up to the good town of C, and considering I'll have to knock at every door since I don't know your full address, I will bring coffee and croissants...
Expect me around 11, the day after tomorrow.


Edit: Night, goddess.

[Lilmiss]

Nite nite choo, shall see what I can do for ya then.


Hobbitshire's not that big, doubt you'll get lost round 'ere unless you stray on teh moors. And I don't do coffee.

especially not in pint glasses.

[Guillaume]

especially not in pint glasses.

I saw that!


Enjoy teh

[Lilmiss]

Silly arse.


I gotta while before they get here, but tanks.
You have a fun night too, cya soon.

[Lilmiss]

I'm quite sour to say I indulged in the sniff again tonight....and I'm now slightly hyperactive. Have been doing muscle excercising with the pokey stick much to the amusement and gagging from the peeps.
We tried our damnedness to record Jilted John, but I couldn't find an audio recorder, so we camed my pal as a Don, the other as Gollum, and me doing tattoo wobbling. And yes Gee, as soon as I work it out.


I must stress, I'm completely fuckeded, in case of later retrobution.
Quoteage unacceptable, due to the mental clarity that is to follow in teh morn. Back off bitch.

Missy, no one else is aboot.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, let's raid the fridge then, and abuse it's fantastic cooling powers.
Sure.

[*goddess*]

Okaaaaaaay, now you're just sc-ary.

*hides behind wacko Chav in case of flying objects*