Can I vote ?

[Biggles]

Before voting it is always wise to read the manifesto.

An example

manifesto

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought about voting by post. Wiping my arse on the ballot paper an sending it back.

[manker]

I thought about voting by post. Wiping my arse on the ballot paper an sending it back.

In Florida, they counted that as a vote for Republican.

[enoughfakefiles]

In Florida, they counted that as a vote for Republican.

Was he called mr brown.???

[Gemby!]

You dont need a passport to vote.
You are not 18.
This is a democracy.
So shut up and sit in the corner for a wee while.

Who would you vote for, if given the vote?

No point in thinking about voting unless i can do it - however if i could i would go for whoever is thinking of cheaper uni fees

now i vote for you to STFU - no0b

[Biggles]

No point in thinking about voting unless i can do it - however if i could i would go for whoever is thinking of cheaper uni fees

now i vote for you to STFU - no0b

A quick sample from my link on education.....

Overview

We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.

Other policies:

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen.

Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment.

[Gemby!]

A quick sample from my link on education.....

Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment.

teachers always offer children to take over the class

*talking during lesson*

'' Gemma !?!?!?! do you want to teach the rest of the lesson? you seem to think that you already know about *insert subject* and feel you have to talk !''

If only people accepted the invite .... i, ofcourse was too good to get told off like the above

[Biggles]

teachers always offer children to take over the class

.... i, ofcourse was too good to get told off like the above

Yeah right!

[Gemby!]

honest .......

*doesnt think she will persuade biggles, but tries anyway*

[Biggles]

honest .......

*doesnt think she will persuade biggles, but tries anyway*

As yet another punishment exercise is produced I hear "it wasn't really my fault" on a weekly basis.

I think I might be entirely spoof proof by now.