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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Sing along to the tune of: "I Will Survive" !

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10
    inches,
    Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That grew
    strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
    Go on now go, walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

    (Chorus)
    I will survive! I will survive!
    'Cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
    little wiener standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

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