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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    "Normalcy" Test
    be honest with your answer,,,,,,,
    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time.
    This little test should do it.*

    *During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which
    is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.
    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
    teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
    bathtub."

    Okay, here's your test:
    1. Would you use the spoon?
    or
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    or
    3. Would you use the bucket
    .
    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
    bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

    Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."*

    So how did ya do?

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    The plug wasn't an option.
    Last edited by Skizo; 04-25-2005 at 08:47 PM.



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    i honestly dont get it. where does it say anything about plugs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    i honestly dont get it. where does it say anything about plugs?
    Have you ever seen a bathtub without a drain plug?

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    Illuminati's Avatar Simple Bystander BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
    Have you ever seen a bathtub without a drain plug?
    Well one but the guy who made it went out of business - No surprise why.


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    i was planning to make some kind of plug pulling hook with the spoon

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    Tin Baths, like wot they have oop north, don't have plugs
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    What if you have a shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Tin Baths, like wot they have oop north, don't have plugs
    Oh yeah, because marble jacuzzi are all the rage down South
    Last edited by Illuminati; 04-26-2005 at 10:32 PM.


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