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  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    A teenager is:

    * A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never
    forgets a phone number.

    * A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy
    bars before breakfast.

    * A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends
    it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on

    * Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but
    not his mother calling from the next room.

    * A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson
    but can't make a bed.

    * A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12
    hours studying for her driver's license.

    * A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

    * An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is
    usually too tired to dry the dishes.

    * A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

    * A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

    * A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come

    * A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects
    the lawn needs mowing.

    * An original thinker who is positive that her mother was
    never a teenager.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    the suburbs. honestment
    meh i cant remember my own phone number. i suppose thats to be expected though because i've only had it a year

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    lol isn't it funny how we can't remember our number? lol...and our excuse is that we don't call yeh...gud u got the joke thread on lock girl...


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