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    LMAO! saw this on FOXNews.com, had to share it
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,155650,00.html

    Man Steals Car, Reports It Stolen
    Thursday, May 05, 2005

    It's usually a good idea to report a stolen car ó unless you're the one who stole it.

    Gregory Alston, a 20-year-old from Baltimore, called the cops Tuesday morning to say his white Nissan Maxima had been taken, the Baltimore Sun reported.

    But Officer Ronaldo Morales, who responded, already knew all about it ó two hours earlier, he'd had the car towed after its real owner had spotted it in front of Alston's apartment building.

    "Again, this really happened," Detective Gregory Jenkins signed off on his incident report.

    The whole saga began April 20, when Sunday Smith reported that she and a friend had been carjacked by a masked man with a gun.

    Because the car had temporary plates, the numbers of which Smith couldn't remember, police couldn't put out a bulletin for a specific vehicle.

    In fact, Alston was twice stopped by police while driving the car, once even getting a citation.

    It wasn't until Smith saw the car herself that police had any leads. But before they could even dust it for fingerprints, Alston solved the case for them.

    After responding to Alston's call, Morales brought him down to headquarters, where he was interrogated by Jenkins and Deputy Maj. Jim Rood.

    Alston tried to say he'd bought the car in March, but was a bit hazy on the particulars.

    "He didn't know who he bought it from," Rood said. "He didn't know anything. So finally he just owned up and said it was a robbery."

    So why exactly did Alston want police to find a car he knew he'd stolen?

    He'd left his wallet inside and, according to Jenkins' report, "was trying to retrieve it without drawing suspicion to himself."

    Said Jenkins to the newspaper: "Another detective told me, 'Greg, you had to make this up.'"

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    That's classic

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    Our dumbass Washington neighbors.

    The Crooks Are Stupid List continues........

    There was an instance where a gentlemen asked a polic officer for a ride.

    The officer patted him down and found a bag of that maryanna.

    The officer ran his name through and found there was a warrant for marijuana possession.

    Idiot.

    Basketball star Damon Stoudemire wrapped his marijuana in tin foil and tried to get on an airplane.

    Idiot.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    we should use these examples to show we need to improve education instead of dumbing it down

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    we should use these examples to show we need to improve education instead of dumbing it down
    That way we'll have smarter criminals...........
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    we should use these examples to show we need to improve education instead of dumbing it down
    Sorry, but this guy doesn't need a better education. He needs a brain transplant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    That way we'll have smarter criminals...........
    Then J2 won't have to worry about his home being broken into.....

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    Then J2 won't have to worry about his home being broken into.....
    J2 may have to brush up on his backgammon and chess skills tho' - wasn't his opening gambit going to be a game of skill followed by vigorous discourse over a swift aperitif and hors d'oeuvres to determine if the burglar was worthy enough to defile his property.

    If j2 won he got to shoot him, I think
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    lmfao... stupid americans!

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