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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Why ???



    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
    know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
    they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are
    four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
    is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
    injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
    ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
    use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
    with hopes that something new to eat will have
    materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
    with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
    up, examine it, then put it down to give the
    vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
    you first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
    fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
    ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
    so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't
    all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
    idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
    that's falling off the table you always manage to
    knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
    it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
    it like your wife told you to do it?

    And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then
    don't take up sky diving!

    And my FAVORITE......
    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
    four persons is suffering from some sort of mental
    illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're
    okay, then it's you.

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    sameer0807's Avatar I aIn'T nO sErIoUs
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    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
    with hopes that something new to eat will have
    materialized?
    i do that all the time..... :-)
    Last edited by sameer0807; 05-07-2005 at 09:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
    injection?
    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_056.html

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    hehe I think I'm guilty of all of them

    Nice post hippychick

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    some good ones there.

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
    Because women are the stupid gender. <runs for cover>

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    You see him shaving in at least a couple of the Tarzan movies. Cheetah(the chimp) ties to copy him.

    Why don't American Indians need to shave?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    sameer0807's Avatar I aIn'T nO sErIoUs
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    Why don't American Indians need to shave?
    i dunno may be they don't have enough hair or their hair growth is f****d up..

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