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    Lilmiss's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +4
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    Me Mini broke down again.
    This time in a petrol station.

    Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


    Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
    Place your bets now.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    In the ghetto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    3 friendly chav's
    Oxymoron


    Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.
    Chav Power

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume

    Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?
    Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    I'd never dare. She'd voodoo me and I'd probably die in a bizarre accident involving a duck or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?
    Me baba? Noooo way.

    What I'm gonna do is rub the edges of my distributor cap with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's. It's meant to keep the damp out, but the problem is more to do with the battery I think, or possibly the alternator.


    I do live near a ghetto, so I'll betcha a tenner I don't break down there.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?

    :evil thoughts:
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss

    :evil thoughts:

    Bye Boab. It was nice knowing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    [COLOR=Navy]What I'm gonna do is rub the edges with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's.
    umm....hmm....Leroy?....nm
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