Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Lilmiss]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (takes breath)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Uncle has given more of his old record singles to my shitebag brother.
There must be around 70+ in the box, all in mint condition, some are collectors special coloured plastic, with the weights already on them.
This time he has, among others, original UK Subs, The Clash, Angelic Upstarts, The Jam, The Specials, Jilted John, Blondie, Sex Pistols, Ramones, The Undertones, and my one of my all time favourites...

Smash It Up - The Damned.



To say I'm gutted would be a total understatement.
I think I need a strong voddy, if anyone cares to join me.

[Guillaume]

You have two brothers?

[99%]

Maybe your uncle is saving up the really good stuff for you?

[Lilmiss]

You have two brothers?

Just one girlybird, crust hole, feckbag, bollocking wastrel git of a brother. I hate him so much right now I could gut him like a fish. :c*ntbag:

I'm allowed to go look at them whenever I want, so as long as I dont dribble on them.


zed, although in the middle of all these gems, was "2unlimited - No Limits."
Told my bro they are they best punk band ever formed, so he is probably cussing me right now.

[enoughfakefiles]

Is it not time to be an only child lilmiss.

Jilted john.

[Guillaume]

in the middle of all these gems, was "2unlimited - No Limits."
Told my bro they are they best punk band ever formed, so he is probably cussing me right now

Ouch.
I'm sure the poor guy didn't deserve this.

And you can always take the records from his twitching hands after unlimited has turned his poor brains into jelly.

[Gripper]

Some nice vinyl there,has he the werewithal to play it,bet he flogs it to buy some nice chav trainers
(Lilmiss did you see me crap mini poem in ya huffalump thread)

[manker]

Hmm. What did your brother do to get this preferential treatment.

I'm only asking 'cos ... I wondered, like.

[99%]

well ok you got screwed - but on the positive side
one day you will have a child, hence your brother will be its "uncle"
at a certain point you borrow one of busymans guns and calmly tell you brother (while pointing gun at his crotch) that it is his duty as an "uncle" to genrously give those LPs to your child.
The future is bright

[Lilmiss]

I have a copy of our own dear Jonno doing Jilted John, somewhere. :whistles


As much as I hate him right now, my lil bro rawks more than anyone else on the planet. Couldn't kill him, but I may take him out my will.


Original Suspect Device and Rock and Roll High School....
Can't even imagine how much they would be worth now.