Oi! Dave

[enoughfakefiles]

Give ower clartin' aboot, I'm reet bored ay it, ye daft hinny.


I haven't heard one of these shows.
If I promise to get smashed, will you air one?

It sounds like your well on your way already.

[Lilmiss]

Gimme 20 mins, I will be bouncing off the walls and trying to lick my elbows.

[enoughfakefiles]

Gimme 20 mins, I will be bouncing off the walls and trying to lick my elbows.

This is possible if you have a long tongue.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Wor laad wis meant tae be yammorin', bit he's hand in.

I only speak townspeak...countryspeak is a mystery to moi you cowtippingslobberyelbowed drunkard

[Lilmiss]

This is possible if you have a long tongue.

Or stumpy arms.


Shurrup zero, you know's I speak posh.
Mind I don't come up there and push your hairy coo's over instead.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Or stumpy arms.


Shurrup zero, you know's I speak posh.
Mind I don't come up there and push your hairy coo's over instead.

well you were one vowel out 'i' give you that

can you wait till next week please i have a date coming up and i hate it when she is all bruised

[Lilmiss]

I was? That's weak coming from a puter slayer.

Radio?

[Biggles]

Give ower clartin' aboot, I'm reet bored ay it, ye daft hinny.


I haven't heard one of these shows.
If I promise to get smashed, will you air one?

Is this FST or Last of the Summer Wine I have accidently wandered into?

[Lilmiss]

Aa hev a mind ta larn ya, but yor mekkin' gyem.
Aa'm ower for'd, n' oaf tae sniff a line a twa.

Tyek it oot-bye, teh Dave, lazy willnae dae it till weel oiled.

[Biggles]

Aa hev a mind ta larn ya, but yor mekkin' gyem.
Aa'm ower for'd, n' oaf tae sniff a line a twa.

Tyek it oot-bye, teh Dave, lazy willnae dae it till weel oiled.

That's enough Orcish Punk talk from you young lady. Go and do something improving like tidying your room.