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  1. 05-24-2005, 10:42 AM #41
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    i thought your poem was very honest and it brought a tear to my eye
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  3. 05-24-2005, 10:43 AM Lounge   -   #42
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    What about my limerick. That's even honester.
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    --Good for them if they survive.
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  5. 05-24-2005, 10:44 AM Lounge   -   #43
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    wouldn't she be about 13 though
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  7. 05-24-2005, 10:46 AM Lounge   -   #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    wouldn't she be about 13 though
    Nah, that limerick was about neo's last sexual experience - with a 43 year old hooker
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  9. 05-24-2005, 10:47 AM Lounge   -   #45
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    or maybe he has a really small head
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  11. 05-24-2005, 10:52 AM Lounge   -   #46
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  13. 05-24-2005, 10:52 AM Lounge   -   #47
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    Yo, Neo the Matrix really sucked
    I'm not writing for you to get fucked
    (Keanue Reeves is a plank)
    So you'll just have to settle with a wank.
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  15. 05-24-2005, 02:07 PM Lounge   -   #48
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    I don't write poems
    Actions are better than words
    Just stalk her some more
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  17. 05-24-2005, 02:13 PM Lounge   -   #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    I don't write poems
    Actions are better than words
    Just stalk her some more
    Is that a haiku?
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  19. 05-24-2005, 02:17 PM Lounge   -   #50
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