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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    During a good manners and etiquette class, the very prim and proper teacher says to her students:

    "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

    Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

    Next goes Johnny. Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.

    Next goes Charlie and Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment, I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

    The teacher passed out.

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