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    MCHeshPants420's Avatar Fake Shemp
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    Going for a summer job at the nearby mail sorting office. I get to read people's poorly written post on a computer screen and try to decipher what they really mean. It's the job I was born to do.

    As an added bonus it is a 5pm-9pm job so won't interfere too much with my general laziness.

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    isnt that what you do here?

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    All the best with that

    It's unfortunate that you won't be able to deliver a cutting remark directly to the writer of the badly written prose - but you can still think it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    as a release to the tedium - you could post "the best of" here

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    All the best with that

    It's unfortunate that you won't be able to deliver a cutting remark directly to the writer of the badly written prose - but you can still think it.
    I've been waiting to use this one here:

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of spell checkers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."


    Been practising on my typing speed, have been getting 45wpm on average so I don't think I'll struggle on the typing test that I have to take.

    The only thing that stresses me is when they ask you "Why do you want this job?" Duh - 'cos my student loan has ran out.
    Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 05-24-2005 at 01:22 PM.

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    A controlfreak hotel manager once asked me
    "why do you want the job?"
    i replied
    "I need the job"

    i was fired
    amen
    never again a job that bores me

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    Whenever my job bores me, I play with my interweb.


    Quality retort but suddenly X 2
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Good luck, cheebus.

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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    You'll have to let us know how many letters are sent to God, Santa and the easter bunnie..... also be interesting how many are sent to fictional TV characters

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    mention my name, you should be OK.

    How much is it you can earn before paying tax BTW(sp).
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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