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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new
    watch so he asks him how he got it.

    "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in
    my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave
    me a watch to get rid of me.", replied the little friend.

    Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited
    that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically
    and then ran into his folk's bedroom.

    "What do you want!", asked the father gruffly.

    "I want a watch!", said Johnny.

    "Well sit down and shut up!", replied the father.

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