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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Fucking hell, I went through about a 2 month period of taking this girl form work home after the pub on Friday.

    I havent taken this girl home for about 2 months, and the last 2 weeks she has been on enough hot dates and told the office about them.

    Well, tonight, my supervisor took me out of the pub and told me this girl was worried about me?? I told her what the fuck, i havent done anything for 2 months for her, whats her problem.

    But allegedly and I do stress allegedly I asked her for my pjamas back in the pub tonight

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    You wear PJ's

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Well,shorts and a t-shirt

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    Duh, she wanted a fuck.

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by football
    Duh, she wanted a fuck.
    Well she didn't come home with me tonight thats for sure

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    tell her to tell your boss that you need a serious raise

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    Samurai's Avatar Usenet Fanboy
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    she wants you badly... albeit after the guys she's screwing tonight

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    The lists long and distinguished Dan so get in the q and wait your turn bro and dont forget to get them Thundercats Jim jams back

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Fat girls are people too. And they try so much harder !

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Just wondering why she would have your pyjamas in the first place
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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