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    MCHeshPants420's Avatar Fake Shemp
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    ...I want a new fecking shoulder.

    Mrs. Cheese has accidentally (on purpose) pulled a musle in my shoulder and now it hurts like hell, supposed to be job-hunting this week but I'll have to put that on hold.

    So if anyone has a spare shoulder they can lend me that'd be great. But please, no tattoos.

    Edit: Left shoulders only please, I don't want to look anymore stupid than I already do.
    Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 06-01-2005 at 09:33 AM.

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    Already started the operation. hope you join soon.....

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    How did this come about. Were you gimping for her?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    How did this come about. Were you gimping for her?
    I was making the case for women being crap at computer games because they lack spatial awareness and she playfully wrenched my shoulder from its socket. I was pretty drunk so my muscles must have been very loose and thus easily feckable.

    I think it was just a tactic on her part so she can then suggest a game of Tekken and then maybe win against a one-armed man.

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    get a job and then say you hurt your shoulder on the job and gets lots of money from them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    get a job and then say you hurt your shoulder on the job and gets lots of money from them

    Genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    playfully wrenched my shoulder from its socket
    Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    playfully wrenched my shoulder from its socket
    Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape

    She's Greek. Think Xena, but much shorter. A Xena midget if you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape

    A Xena midget if you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}



    Already started the operation. hope you join soon.....

    Is the guy who is being operated on copping a feel there?

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