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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The pastor entered his donkey in the race and it won. The pastor was
    so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
    surprisingly, it won.


    The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
    the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


    The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S ASS.


    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
    of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
    convent.


    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
    the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


    The bishop fainted.


    The pastor informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the
    donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.


    The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00


    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
    the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


    The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
    FREE.


    The bishop was buried the next day...

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