Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place
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Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place
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Dont mock Perth in Scotland.Originally Posted by manker
Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely placeIt has been chosen for a big concert this year. A duet by G4. I think.
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Ah, there's your mistake.Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place
She said lovely plaice.
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You might be right. I was only a young 'un at the time so her clever word play skipped right by me.Ah, there's your mistake.Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place
She said lovely plaice.
The clue may have been with my fishy fingers after the night was done
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When fishing in June it is best to use natural baits such as worms, dead or live minnows.
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June is really fed up with people fishing in her.When fishing in June it is best to use natural baits such as worms, dead or live minnows.
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It has been chosen for a big concert this year. A duet by G4. I think.
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