My mates are going to Belarus tomorrow

[S!X]

You have multiple "mates"

[DanB]

You have multiple "mates"

It does actually happen when you aren't a twat all the time

[Guillaume]

just beer and local ladies

Precisely the reason I wish your friends do not get lynched or something. I've seen in Prague bars with "British not allowed" (or other unfriendly, less polite variations on it) stickers on the windows.

[{I}{K}{E}]

You have multiple "mates"

It does actually happen when you aren't a twat all the time

[S!X]

You have multiple "mates"

It does actually happen when you aren't a twat all the time

I never am a "twat"

[DanB]

It does actually happen when you aren't a twat all the time

I never am a "twat"

I beg to differ.


Perhaps a poll?

[S!X]

I never am a "twat"

I beg to differ.


Perhaps a poll?

You underestimate my power.