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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    LOL so true


    It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers
    to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:



    1) The woman buys the food.

    2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
    the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who

    is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

    4) The man places the meat on the grill.

    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
    her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
    situation.

    7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
    and brings them to the table.

    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."



    And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
    pleasing some women!

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    never noticed that

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    LOL , yea i get that lol but its soo true till like the last step lol i didnt get that

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    I go as far as telling my little woman , that I don't bbq with out a beer in hand. I use it to marinate the meat ........ ya thats it, marinate. But I do clean the grill and help with the dishes after.





    Edit : Every see a woman light a bbq ? Fukking scary ! "Whoomp" and ah shit my hair !
    Last edited by peat moss; 06-09-2005 at 12:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Edit : Every see a woman light a bbq ? Fukking scary ! "Whoomp" and ah shit my hair !
    Never, my sis and mom can't figure out how to turn the gas on.
    Last edited by tesco; 06-09-2005 at 01:30 AM.

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    muchspl3's Avatar muchspl3 > muchspl2
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    wtfbbq

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Quote Originally Posted by muchspl3
    wtfbbq

    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&cl...rbeque&spell=1


    Hey if you find a good beer recipe , share please .

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    muchspl3's Avatar muchspl3 > muchspl2
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Quote Originally Posted by muchspl3
    wtfbbq

    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&q=Barbeque&spell=1


    Hey if you find a good beer recipe , share please .
    you misspelled it have you tried beer butt chicken? ots really moist
    http://www.google.com/search?q=beer+butt+chicken

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