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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:





    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

    $49.00.

    With Enron,
    you would have had
    $16.50
    left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom,
    you would have had less than
    $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
    worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
    then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND,
    you would have had

    $214.00.

    Based on the above,
    current investment advice is to drink heavily and
    recycle.

    It's called the

    401-Keg Plan

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    i hate smart jokes

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    JordoR's Avatar Madden Champ!
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    Thats a good one Im not one to argue with a post so everyone continue to drink heavily.
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    lol, took u long enough to post something jordo

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    hahahah, hey jordo, maybe we should scan all the pics from my hebden book and put em up here LMAO Ionic bond

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    If I recieved over a fifth of my money back on returned beer bottles, I'd prolly recycle them. I don't get anywhere near that in Texas.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    hahahah, hey jordo, maybe we should scan all the pics from my hebden book and put em up here LMAO Ionic bond
    Who is this "Jordo" character you speak of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linkin Park
    Quote Originally Posted by cpt_azad
    hahahah, hey jordo, maybe we should scan all the pics from my hebden book and put em up here LMAO Ionic bond
    Who is this "Jordo" character you speak of?
    JordoR


    Nice joke

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    Yea I want you to scan those Hebden pics as soon as possible. Probably nobody would understand them (since we are very immature) but do it anyway.
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    Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JordoR
    Yea I want you to scan those Hebden pics as soon as possible. Probably nobody would understand them (since we are very immature) but do it anyway.
    lol
    "Eureka! I've turned penis into razor"
    LMFAO

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