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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.


    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."


    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
    served a beer.


    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me
    a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."


    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

    The bear says, "I AM NOT on drugs, mister!"


    ...........You're gonna love this.........




    The bartender says, "You are now That was a:

    barbitchyouate

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    Virtualbody1234's Avatar Forum Star BT Rep: +2
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    Arrh. No!!!!!

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    dun geddit


    bear walks into a bar and says "can i have......................a pint of lager"

    bartender: "sure, but why the big pause?"

    bear: "because i'm a bear"

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by tehdave
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    Gotta be roddage
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I get it but it was a dumb joke.

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    Yeah, clever but not really funny.

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    ididnt get it at first. but it was ok

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    Very good.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    a guy walks into a bar....... ouch!

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