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  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion

    You have two choices in life:
    You can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead.

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
    "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

    A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
    "Husband Wanted".
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing:
    "You can have mine."

    When a woman steals your husband,
    there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

    A woman is incomplete until she is married.
    Then she is finished.

    A little boy asked his father,
    "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    Father replied,
    "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

    Young son:
    "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    "That happens in every country, son."

    Then there was a woman who said,
    "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
    and by then, it was too late."

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

    If you want your spouse to listen and
    pay strict attention to every word you say,
    talk in your sleep.

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
    men would go through life thinking
    they had no faults at all.

    First guy:
    "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy:
    "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can walk down the street with
    a bald head and a beer gut,
    and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    First guy:
    "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy:
    "You're lucky, mine's still alive"


  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    May 2005
    burlington, Ontario
    nice list.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    lol, not bad


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