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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Marriage

    You have two choices in life:
    You can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead.
    ***

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
    "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
    ***

    A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
    "Husband Wanted".
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing:
    "You can have mine."
    ***

    When a woman steals your husband,
    there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
    ***

    A woman is incomplete until she is married.
    Then she is finished.
    ***

    A little boy asked his father,
    "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    Father replied,
    "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
    ***

    Young son:
    "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad:
    "That happens in every country, son."
    ***

    Then there was a woman who said,
    "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
    and by then, it was too late."
    ***

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
    ***

    If you want your spouse to listen and
    pay strict attention to every word you say,
    talk in your sleep.
    ***

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
    men would go through life thinking
    they had no faults at all.
    ***

    First guy:
    "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy:
    "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
    ***

    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can walk down the street with
    a bald head and a beer gut,
    and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
    ***

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    First guy:
    "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy:
    "You're lucky, mine's still alive"


    LOL!

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    nice list.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    lol, not bad

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