Page 31 of 87 FirstFirst ... 21282930313233344181 ... LastLast
Results 301 to 310 of 868

Thread: last thing you bought?

  1. #301
    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    14,363
    rolf

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

  2. Lounge   -   #302
    2 lotto tickets + Pkt Wrigley's Spearmint
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

  3. Lounge   -   #303
    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    the suburbs. honestment
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,527
    bus ticket t't'travs

  4. Lounge   -   #304
    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    on something.
    Age
    45
    Posts
    17,971
    The girl behind the counter at the local grocery store gets all tongue-tied every time I shop there. It's like she forgets what to say, and then goes "thanks yourself" automatically, like, even tho' it's totally out of context.

    Not sure why, but I'd like to think it's to do with my sex appeal.

  5. Lounge   -   #305
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    The girl behind the counter at the local grocery store gets all tongue-tied every time I shop there. It's like she forgets what to say, and then goes "thanks yourself" automatically, like, even tho' it's totally out of context.

    Not sure why, but I'd like to think it's to do with my sex appeal.
    She sounds a bit retarded, but I'm sure it's to do with your secks appeal
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  6. Lounge   -   #306
    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    the suburbs. honestment
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,527
    secks appeal is ghey

  7. Lounge   -   #307
    I have the same effect with the girl on the cheese counter in morrisons
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

  8. Lounge   -   #308
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    secks appeal is ghey
    Just because Graham thinks you've got it and it makes him wank in your chair
    Last edited by manker; 01-11-2006 at 09:06 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  9. Lounge   -   #309
    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    on something.
    Age
    45
    Posts
    17,971
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    The girl behind the counter at the local grocery store gets all tongue-tied every time I shop there. It's like she forgets what to say, and then goes "thanks yourself" automatically, like, even tho' it's totally out of context.

    Not sure why, but I'd like to think it's to do with my sex appeal.
    She sounds a bit retarded, but I'm sure it's to do with your secks appeal
    My hawtness retards people

  10. Lounge   -   #310
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    She sounds a bit retarded, but I'm sure it's to do with your secks appeal
    My hawtness retards people
    The Medusa effect, except funnier
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •