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    An earthquake just happened about 30 seconds ago!

    It wasn't anything big, but my computer desk and everything started to shake just a little bit.

    Oh noes, I'm going to die!!!111
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    Sometimes interweb pr0n makes the earth move for me too
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Go outside and start pillaging and stocking gas.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_050615170154

    There was a huge 7.0 earthquake around California yesterday.

    And now today! Oh shit, I'm screwed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    Oh shit, I'm screwed.
    Well ... at least you won't die a virgin
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    Oh shit, I'm screwed.
    Well ... at least you won't die a virgin
    Virgin or not, I still don't want to die.

    My grandpa just called me, asked if everything was alright. I told him I was doing great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Well ... at least you won't die a virgin
    Virgin or not, I still don't want to die.

    My grandpa just called me, asked if everything was alright. I told him I was doing great.


    Well I hope everything works out okay. You guys should be used to it, shouldn't you? The last earthquake here happened when I was eleven and my pencil case moved slightly.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    An earthquake just happened about 30 seconds ago!

    It wasn't anything big, but my computer desk and everything started to shake just a little bit.

    Oh noes, I'm going to die!!!111
    Calm down. Just calm down.

    There are certain feelings that you are going to have as you get older.

    Orgasms are completely natural.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    are you sure it was an earthquake and not just a really good wank?

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