Liverpool v TNS

[JPaul]

Don't try to slip in a mixed plural / singular rod when you think no-one is concentrating, rod boy.

1 de-merit.

Tch.

Didn't fancy continuing the football cliche dialogue, then

Might have to bring some fresh legs on now.

Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)

[Peerzy]

Yeah, they'll try and get a 3-4 goal lead in this leg, then play the reserves and youngsters for the second leg.

BTW what heppened to Morientes at the end of last season? I didn't see him play for a few months

3-4 would put them 1 goal behind, I really can't see that happening at Anfield.

I think your blue coloured glasses have twisted your vision a wee bit there mate.

I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead

[manker]

Didn't fancy continuing the football cliche dialogue, then

Might have to bring some fresh legs on now.

Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)

The mercurial Welsh wing wizard has recovered and crossed from an impossible angle with his cultured left foot. The grizzled Scottish stopper has rose like a salmon to meet it with a majestic header.

Back of the net - you don't save those.



I count10 cliches there

[JPaul]

3-4 would put them 1 goal behind, I really can't see that happening at Anfield.

I think your blue coloured glasses have twisted your vision a wee bit there mate.

I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead

Sorry Peerzy, manrod made me do it.

[Peerzy]

I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead

Sorry Peerzy, manrod made me do it.

Damn thy Manrod

[JPaul]

Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)

The mercurial Welsh wing wizard has recovered and crossed from an impossible angle with his cultured left foot. The grizzled Scottish stopper has rose like a salmon to meet it with a majestic header.

Back of the net - you don't save those.



I count10 cliches there

I hope that post is a rod itself, coz if it isn't you've really lost your touche.

[manker]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.

[JPaul]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.

Ooer missus

I bet Mrs manker is well pleased that you can go on all night with your trusty rod.

However the fact that you just run out and try to enjoy yourself may be a wee bit shelfish. Have you ever thought of her pleasure.

I believe the ladies have something called irrigated zones, you may wish to find one (on her loike). If she has a loike, obviously.

[JPaul]

Feck, I forgot.

TNS play in the Hoops.

[manker]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.

Ooer missus

I bet Mrs manker is well pleased that you can go on all night with your trusty rod.

However the fact that you just run out and try to enjoy yourself may be a wee bit shelfish. Have you ever thought of her pleasure.

I believe the ladies have something called irrigated zones, you may wish to find one (on her loike). If she has a loike, obviously.

Like ladies get pleasure from sex


I think if I tried to find one of her irrigated zones, it'd be an early bath and a 3-game ban.