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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room,
    while their wives were in labor.

    The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
    "Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."

    "What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride.
    "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

    The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man,
    "You sir, are the father of triplets."

    "Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered.
    "I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.

    An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the
    nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet
    in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

    Stunned, he barely could reply.
    "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
    After finally regaining his composure, he said
    "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

    After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had
    just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and
    after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

    When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering
    repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

    "I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven... "I should have never
    taken that job at 7-Eleven... "I should have never taken that job at

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    Mar 2003

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    manker's Avatar effendi
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    May 2004
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.


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