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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    True.

    Also.

    Nobody shoves a dummy(soother) in a crying childs mouth.
    Nobody answers the phone ringing in the background.
    You never switch the light on when you go down the stairs looking for intruders or go into a haunted house.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    A lot of them are actually true.

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    41. When viewing the internet, web page titles don't match the contents.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    21, 31 and 32. are pretty good. these facts are so true.

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    42 hiding under the sheets will protect you from knives/guns etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    41. When viewing the internet, web page titles don't match the contents.
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    4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
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    I got a few questions about War of the Worlds.

    1) Why is it that Tom Cruze can kill a guy armed with a shovel and a shotgun with his bare hands?

    2)Why is it that when the aliens blow up the humvees, that ALL of them go burning down the hill?

    3)Did the total distruction of earth happen over only 2 days?

    4)What was that red root stuff and what did it do?

    there was another one but i cant think of it now...

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    1- with his evil scientoligy
    2-In movies all american cars blow up(could have been friendly fire)
    3-No(its still ongoing)
    4-Its why mars is red(marsaforming(instead of terraforming)

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    guns never run out of ammo until it's just the good guy and his arch enemy left standing

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